I stuck my finger in the rabbit hole, and it fell down down down...
"Eat me," said the rabbit, but my finger was too busy plunging the seemingly endless depths of its hole.
"No room, no room," said the rabbit, but my finger thought otherwise.
"I've often seen a man without a finger," said the cheshire rabbit, "But I've never had a finger without a man... Well, maybe once or twice."
"Off with his head!! Off with his head!!" shrieked the Queen of Hearts, like a furious rabbit, when suddenly my finger woke up on the banks of the river, feeling slightly sheepish.
My finger let the sheep go, hoping nobody had noticed.
... anyway, heres a phallic, yet ultimately pointless, image.