Saturday, 28 April 2007

Lesson Four

And now, the post you have all been waiting for; the latest in the "How to be the least popular weblog in the universe" series. Yes, indeed, you guessed it (probably from the title above) - it's LESSON FOUR!!!

Lesson Four - Never Leave Comments

And verily it came from the pen of the mighty lesson-teaching-guy: "Never leave comments on others' blogs since doing so will only encourage them to visit your weblog." Also, it will give them the impression that somebody cares, and that's never a good thing.

Now some may say that anonymous comments are a viable option. To them I say "sod off". We don't need your kind around here, dammit.

Lesson four contains two additional lessons, cleverly hidden and really quite vital to life and happiness and other shit like that. To the person who can spot them goes an entirely worthless prize.