Saturday, 28 April 2007

Lesson Four

And now, the post you have all been waiting for; the latest in the "How to be the least popular weblog in the universe" series. Yes, indeed, you guessed it (probably from the title above) - it's LESSON FOUR!!!

Lesson Four - Never Leave Comments


And verily it came from the pen of the mighty lesson-teaching-guy: "Never leave comments on others' blogs since doing so will only encourage them to visit your weblog." Also, it will give them the impression that somebody cares, and that's never a good thing.

Now some may say that anonymous comments are a viable option. To them I say "sod off". We don't need your kind around here, dammit.

Lesson four contains two additional lessons, cleverly hidden and really quite vital to life and happiness and other shit like that. To the person who can spot them goes an entirely worthless prize.

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

Trace

I call this photo "Trace" for two very good reasons:
  1. I am soooooo artistic I oughta be gay.
  2. I am really really good at thinking up rad names for things.

Please note that "because I took a boring old photo and applied The Gimp's 'Trace' filter" is not one of the reasons.

Did I mention you should shut up?

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Track


I liked this photo, so it is a pity I couldn't resist screwing with it.

Saturday, 7 April 2007

More Music Guys


I was going to put some kind of really clever comment on this photo. It would have been great. You'd have loved it alright, like a really-clever-comment loving person. I was also going to remove the silver thingy sticking out of the drummer's head, but then I thought it was probably an improvement, which you'd understand, if you knew some of the drummers I have met.

Anyway, sorry about the really clever comment. Perhaps next time.

Wednesday, 4 April 2007

Audience

Hair today... hardly worth finishing this sentence tomorrow.

Well, I thought it was clever. Go away.